Definitions from The Devil’s IT Dictionary, presented in threes – in no apparent order. As time passes new entries will be added, assuming I can think of some more.

Here are the links:

  1. Accountancy, Standard, Steering Committee
  2. Document Management System, Kilobyte, Distributed Processing
  3. Archiving, Disclaimer, Failover
  4. Office Automation, Extreme Programming, Linux
  5. Open Source, Heretic, MP3
  6. CISC, Encapsulation, War Room
  7. Agent, Benchmark, Workflow
  8. Integrity, 90 Percent Solution, Content Management
  9. Identity Management, Password, Software Pirate
  10. Booting, Battery, Handshake
  11. Phishing, Plug-and-Play, Commit
  12. Domain, Broadband, RSI
  13. Help Subsystem, Hypertext, Audit Trail
  14. Server Farm, Podcasting, Buzzword
  15. Blogging, Help Desk, Knowledge Management
  16. Error Message, SQL, Sequel
  17. Fixed Disk, Portability, Optimizer
  18. Syncpoint, Intelligent Design, Multiplexer
  19. Some computer languages
  20. Firmware, Icon, Mobilepsy
  21. Bit, CASE, Trigger
  22. Artifical Intelligence, Programming, Wiki, Wikipedia
  23. Decision Table, Formal Method, TPILB
  24. Terminal Emulation, Drag And Drop, Information Engineering
  25. Critical Success Factor, OCR, Software Patch
  26. Cursor, (To) Google, Pokémon
  27. Documentation, Open Source, JCL
  28. Word Processor, Future-Proof, Grammar Checker
  29. Autoformat, Recycle Bin, JINI
  30. Special Characters, Carrier, IT Security Products
  31. Binary, Data Warehouse, Structured Programming
  32. Wormhole Router, Interface, RAID
  33. DBA, Deadline, Demon (Or Daemon)
  34. Impact Analysis, Athiest, Home Computer
  35. BTSOOM, Encapsulation, Normalisation (Normal Forms)
  36. IT Analyst, Magic Quadrant, Escape Key